Worst Jokes Ever
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Roddy Rick Dalby
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
A rhombus.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!