Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Chinmey?
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Read my name.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.