Worst Jokes Ever
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Being pro-life.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.