Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Where's your off button?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
DONE🔫
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Knock knock.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.