Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
We can only see 90 degrees.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.