Worst Jokes Ever
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
These jokes crash and burn.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴