Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
It davving on the eons, broski.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
When is a door not a door?
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.