Worst Jokes Ever
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
French jab is ban French's backwards.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.