Worst Jokes Ever
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"