Worst Jokes Ever
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Ily.