Worst Jokes Ever
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂