Worst Jokes Ever
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"