Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
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What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.