Worst Jokes Ever
I’m a paki nonse.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Pop in the toilet.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.