Worst Jokes Ever
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.