Worst Jokes Ever
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Balls maker.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Dez nuts!
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Emo people totally suck!
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅