Worst Jokes Ever

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

😄😄😄

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.

How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.

Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.

I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.

I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.