Worst Jokes Ever
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.