Worst Jokes Ever

A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"

Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?

Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

I hate airplanes!

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

Jokes are rather funny.

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

What has a dog?

People.

What do you call a flying bus?

An Airbus.

Where do you go when food dies?

A fooderal.

Yo mama so stupid!

She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

What is Batman's favorite food?

Justice.