Worst Jokes Ever

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.

Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

Just do it.

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

"Say what you want about the deaf."

I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'

My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.

What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.