Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.