Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.