Worst Jokes Ever
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
UwU UwU UwU UwU UwU
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Whatβs the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.