Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Never gonna give you up.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?