Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."