Worst Jokes Ever
I have friends.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why?
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
I'll put white in your smile.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
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Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.