Worst Jokes Ever
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Life.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
pussi
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.