Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!