Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.