Worst Jokes Ever
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”