Worst Jokes Ever
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
My life, ha ha funny!
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Suck all the bread!
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"