Worst Jokes Ever
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
A black cat will be racist next.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
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