Worst Jokes Ever
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Comment your favorite sport.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.