Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

China.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

Ur mom is emo.

What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.

What is white, then red, and is very fast?

My chainsaw blade.

What do you call a retard with AK special forces?

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.