Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?
They’re both thinking, “Oh, shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!”
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.
Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.