Worst Jokes Ever
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
I think my penis has facial recognition.