Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.