Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)