Worst Jokes Ever
I had fun.
What is fun? Everyone.
I hate noise.
I have fun with my friends.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
I love still things.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.