Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
U can vent here idc.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.