Worst Jokes Ever
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
I don't want to die.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!