Worst Jokes Ever
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Arms.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
And walk.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
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Nice 👍
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
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