Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
I love my dog and all dogs.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Kevin Woody (look him up)
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Mr. Bunler.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Your head looks like a joke.