Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.