Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
Your Parents
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.