Worst Jokes Ever
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.