Worst Jokes Ever
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What is a pile of balls?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!