Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.