Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
TDS? More like STDs.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
"Stupid ass baby."
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
Arms.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"