Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”