Worst Jokes Ever

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Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

I had a dream I was a muffler last night...

I woke up EXHAUSTED! 😂😃

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mother!

Mother who?

It's your mother.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

Why was 10 afraid?

He was in the middle of 9/11.

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

I have the best joke:

"You."

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Blue sky at night, day.

Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.

An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.

I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.

How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘

Chat box hangout.

I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?

Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.

Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!

Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!

Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!