Worst Jokes Ever
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
Chat box hangout.
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
A... B... Sea?
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.