Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Glip gloop glap.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.