Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Lions = gay pride.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...