Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?