Worst Jokes Ever

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.

When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?

When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

I am an orphan...

Tamales.

Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?

Neither can be found.

How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?

Just once.

A sandwich walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.