Worst Jokes Ever
Kids?
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
dfg.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
AP Chemistry.
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.