Worst Jokes Ever
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
Mÿ pp.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!
Doctor: Sit down for a minute.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.