Worst Jokes Ever
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
*funny joke about dicks*