Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.