Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?

Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home plate is.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.