Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?