Worst Jokes Ever
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.