Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders