Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.