Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
F in orphan means family.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Orphans are lonely.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕