Worst Jokes Ever
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Hehe.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.