Worst Jokes Ever
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.