Worst Jokes Ever

What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

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Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Depression sucks, and so do you.

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?

Cause it’s a family business.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.

/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log

Thank you, -Connor

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?

Answer: A home.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.