Worst Jokes Ever
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Shut the f*ck up.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Orphans are lonely.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.