Worst Jokes Ever
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?