Worst Jokes Ever
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.