Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.

Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!

A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.

What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.

Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!

What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.

You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...

I'm evilest-evil man.

"Yes, you are," scared guy.

No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

WwwassfcfqaaszzxQffffgg.

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Your mum. That's all I need to say.

What’s an orphan's favorite game?

Hide and seek.