Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
Turns out Christopher was adopted.
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.