Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”