Worst Jokes Ever
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
"Me so cutie right?"
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Bitch!
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.