Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
I gotta do terrorist :)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
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Professor Poopypants!!!
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What is your summer name? Hot.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"