Worst Jokes Ever
Aspen pooped herself.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Aarif
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
I will mummyfry you!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.