Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

A pedophile.

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    • A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

    The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

    "Yeah, that's the one!"

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    • How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

    Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

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    • What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

    Same time next month?

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    • I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.

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    • What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

    Two men are in a rainforest, and one of them is peeing. Suddenly, a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!” He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car, so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened, and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out.” The man went back to the other man and said, “There is no hope, you will die.”

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    • Why can't an orphan be gay?

    Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)

    I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.

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    • What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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