Worst Jokes Ever
Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?
Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.
Carly (😟): What's wrong?
Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...
Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...
Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???
Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...
Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!
Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!
Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.
Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...
Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!
I declare war on Gwen!
Mario (DYM 150).
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
just yeah bruh and yeah.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
I am a beautiful person.