Worst Jokes Ever
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Pokemon
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
"Stop bullying me!"