Worst Jokes Ever
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.