Worst Jokes Ever
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Dislike this.
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Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!