Worst Jokes Ever
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why are you gay?
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
I'm gonna cut my life off.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.