Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Kids- it's time for Dora.

Kids- YAY!

Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.

Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?

Kids- Where's Dora?

Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.

Kids- Poor Dora.

Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Swiper - AH MAN!!

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Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.

The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.