Worst Jokes Ever
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Yulia
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Walter White.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.