Worst Jokes Ever
🌵funking prick!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
When is Donald Trump?
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
Hi, how are you doing today?
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!