Worst Jokes Ever

Jesus is what he eats!

Shit!

Which country makes me crack the fuck up?

LAUGHghanistan.

Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Grace...what stinks?

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

Omg, shut up guys!

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

My mom is actually a mum! 😱

What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"

What is a fish without an eye?

A fsh, LOL!

Yulia

What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!