Worst Jokes Ever
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Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
Have a good day tomorrow!
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
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"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"