Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
I would tell a joke, but Iβm sad my dad died in 9/11. Heβs the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who donβt talk about the following, go die!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he canβt stand up for himself.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didnβt actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. πππππππππ
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Hi, how are you doing today?
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP Μs propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.