Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
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