Worst Jokes Ever

What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.

You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

I'm evilest-evil man.

"Yes, you are," scared guy.

No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!

WwwassfcfqaaszzxQffffgg.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Your mum. That's all I need to say.

I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).

"Me so cutie right?"

What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!

Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?

Heartbeat.

What’s an orphan's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

Straight people.

That's the joke.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"