Worst Jokes Ever
"Uwu daddy."
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Kendon is a loser!
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
I think I need to kiss your butt.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Want to have sex?