Worst Jokes Ever

🌵funking prick!

Why can't orphans be gay?

'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

When is Donald Trump?

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

What do you call a pickle sandwich?

A Big Mac!

Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?

Because he can’t stand up for himself.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒

I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?

Why was the toilet angry?

Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>

Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

Hi, how are you doing today?

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!