Worst Jokes Ever
Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.
Agreed (DYM 127).
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Get (DYM 129)
with (DYM 130).
Me, (DYM 131)
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Oral
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
to (DYM 128)