Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
You're a fat poop poop!
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Your mama.
Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.
Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod: Are you Breya???
Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???
Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
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We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.