Worst Jokes Ever
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
I don't know.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.