Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

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Me: MOM, I'm tired.

Mom: Take a nap.

Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.

Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.