Worst Jokes Ever
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
lollllo.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Little Johnny is such a woos.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Where is Colorado?
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Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
My kid had an accident.