Worst Jokes Ever
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
ANAND
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Have a good day tomorrow!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What are clowns good at?
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Poke diver 1 sucks!
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.