Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.
Agreed (DYM 127).
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
What is a chode?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Get (DYM 129)
I killed myself, then woke up.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
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