Worst Jokes Ever
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Icebergie is a randy.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
š· š š Stay safe in Quarantine.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Bib C, IIf.
I love the yyyy.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
I'm Priya.