Worst Jokes Ever

Jesus is what he eats!

Shit!

Which country makes me crack the fuck up?

LAUGHghanistan.

Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not your.

Not your who?

Not your mama!

My mom is actually a mum! 😱

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!

I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"

William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.

Everybody loved dees big nuts.

I once gave birth to 3 children.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"

She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.