Worst Jokes Ever
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Like if you know what ashes are.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Dario is gay.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
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What can fly?
Bird.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Sumona.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.