Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
Not funny, guys!
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.