Worst Jokes Ever
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
Marcus is gay.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
Vagina?
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
Orphans can't find the home page.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.