Worst Jokes Ever
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭