Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Baka!
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Banana joke?
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.