Worst Jokes Ever
I'm gonna cut my life off.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-whatβs the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i canβt do this. π₯π₯Ί
*runs away in tears*
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Spell "I cup."
Does this sentence make any sense?
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Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. β€οΈ
Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful π
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.π
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.