Worst Jokes Ever
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Baka!
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
How do you get away with murder?
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!