Worst Jokes Ever
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
I wanna fight Gwen!
Jelianis' forehead😈
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Me and freshfry talking.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Pool testing 123.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
Fuck jk.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"