Worst Jokes Ever
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
Let’s stick together!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!