Worst Jokes Ever
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Bib C, IIf.
I love the yyyy.
Adriano loves life.
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!
What is your car's name?
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?