Worst Jokes Ever
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
How do you get away with murder?
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
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This is not even a joke.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
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