Worst Jokes Ever

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

Like if you're gay.

How do you call a very long terrorist?

9/11.

"That plane lookin kinda low."

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-

I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!