Worst Jokes Ever

Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔

The butt quack one.

What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.

How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.

Orphan joke protest idea.

What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Why can't orphans see their parents?

Because they don't have one!

My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Old lady.

Old lady who?

I did not know you could yodel!

Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇

👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D

If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃

Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"

Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"

Officer: "Ok!"

*silence*

*explosion*

Hi huuuuuy.

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.

Stupid cow.

Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!

This website is cruel and is NOT funny.

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

Where do rape victims live?

In kennels.