Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
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How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
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Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!