Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Aren't I badly good?
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.