Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Ass cream.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.