Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
I love you, Lovely Perv!
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.