Worst Jokes Ever
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Baka!
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.