Worst Jokes Ever
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
Slob on my knob.
Adolf Hitler
Like if you don't have a dad.
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Steven Hawking
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.