Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
Koalas are awesome!
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
You're a joke!
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."