Worst Jokes Ever

What does NASA stand for?

Nose and smelly astronauts.

I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!

Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?

Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"

This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?

'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!

Mother: We need to talk about sex...

Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.

Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

Why don't orphans call...

Because they can't call home.

This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.

Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.

Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.

What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.

What do sheep hate?

Their enemies: goats!

Perfect dinner joke.

Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"

It hasn’t come out yet.

Son: I love you, Dad.

Dad gets in car and drives away.