Worst Jokes Ever
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Ii.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Suck my pp!
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
pop pop meow?
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?