Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data!

Jelianis' forehead😈

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?

Bubble 007.

Jokes for the family to enjoy.

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?

THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

I wanna fight Gwen!

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

Pool testing 123.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?

A cocksucker.

Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.

What is the definition of polish sausage?

🐴🍖 Horse meat.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples actually get picked.

Hiiiiiiiihihihi.

How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).

Me and freshfry talking.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*

Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Me: (quiet)

Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.