Worst Jokes Ever
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
An autistic kid.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Why did the bus cross the road?
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
My foot itches.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
If you are homeless, get a home.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.