Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.