Worst Jokes Ever
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
69, 420, 21.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
Americans are fat.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
All of them suck.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?