Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*