Worst Jokes Ever
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Can someone be my daddy?
Jamal
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?