Worst Jokes Ever
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Nosy.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕