Worst Jokes Ever
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Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Hot man is sexy.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
All hail President Trump!