Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Worst joke.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Dmitriy has no mother.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.