Worst Jokes Ever
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
What is hell to you?
Jesus!!!!!
He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.
But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!
And our Eternal Heaven!!
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?
My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.
Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.
York High School is the best school ever!
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!