Worst Jokes Ever
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Hot man is sexy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.