Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
You can't give an orphan homework.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Kasper is gay.
Your mom gay.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Do you love God?