Worst Jokes Ever
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Job sucks. XD
All then are bad.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Wahoo!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...
Boi.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Redmi
Spinach
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!