Worst Jokes Ever
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Moment and I
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!