Worst Jokes Ever
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.