Worst Jokes Ever
Ramsey Bevan
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
*insert a joke here*
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.