Worst Jokes Ever
Mom!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
doin (DYM 42)
You're tiny!
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Spinach
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Job sucks. XD
What do you call your kids?
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Boi.
Redmi