Worst Jokes Ever
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
"Lune, it’s me."
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
vgvgvgh.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Check this site. You will find something in it.
===))> Click here: https://www.work.profitguru7.com
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!