Worst Jokes Ever

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

What do you call a black guy on the moon?

YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.

This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.

Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.

Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.

Perfect dinner joke.

Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"

It hasn’t come out yet.

Son: I love you, Dad.

Dad gets in car and drives away.

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.

Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?

Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.

What is the difference between a human and a magic house?

To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.

What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.

What do sheep hate?

Their enemies: goats!

This is crazy! Little Johnny died!

Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.

Why can't orphans play soccer?

They can't kick.

What is hell to you?

Jesus!!!!!

He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.

But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!

And our Eternal Heaven!!

Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.

Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?

Because they don’t have one.