Worst Jokes Ever

I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

Slay.

Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?

Because it had no home button.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They can't find home base.

Levi

Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have someone to call daddy.